Somebody, and I'm not naming any names, decided that it would be a good idea to put a fucking snack cake on the passenger seat of the warthog to save for later. That same somebody, and I'm still not naming any names here, forgot about said snack cake until about 5 hours later, after it had already turned into a pile of chocolate mush. Chocolate mush that I had to scrub out of the upholstery for about half a century. That somebody, whose name may or may not start with the letter G, really has it coming. I might actually poison your next meal this time.
And why the fuck were there 3 different kleenex boxes in the warthog? On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.
Oh right! I got the newest issue of Us Weekly today. Angelina still hasn't had her baby! I thought she was due in April. Those fuckers at the magazine better not be lying about it or there'll be hell to pay.
And why the fuck were there 3 different kleenex boxes in the warthog? On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.
Oh right! I got the newest issue of Us Weekly today. Angelina still hasn't had her baby! I thought she was due in April. Those fuckers at the magazine better not be lying about it or there'll be hell to pay.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
Donut's name doesn't start with a G, Simmons. You need to relearn your spelling.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
And that Us Weekl was yours? I thought it was Donut's. No wonder he gave me funny looks when I told him it was here every month.
And Donut also doesn't eat snack cakes, smart ass.
Hey, don't diss Us Weekly. I guy's gotta have SOME sort of entertainment around here.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Huh. I thought you were entertained plenty with chores and kissing ass. By the way, check it out, it's you. http://www.despair.com/flattery.html
I gotta thank Tucker for showing me that website when he stops calling me fat.
Shut the fuck up, chores are NOT fun. And I do NOT kiss Sarge's ass.
AND I've already seen that picture. It's even less funny the second time around.
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yes you do! XD