So I made Grif give me his cell phone number for when he was going away, since it's important to keep in touch with friends and all, but he gave me the number to this random friend of his instead (which I'm still upset about, Grif. You're a horrible person.).
Said random friend is named Keweni, and I can already tell he's a great person. I mean, he's got the whole Hawaiian olive skin and black hair going on, and he's all shaggy like a wolf. AND he's a surfer. I know because he sent me pictures on the phone. I sent him some too. I finally got to use that new tank top I ordered! The one with all the cool little embroidered flowery stuff on it! He told me he liked it.
Did I mention that I absolutely love wolves?
Said random friend is named Keweni, and I can already tell he's a great person. I mean, he's got the whole Hawaiian olive skin and black hair going on, and he's all shaggy like a wolf. AND he's a surfer. I know because he sent me pictures on the phone. I sent him some too. I finally got to use that new tank top I ordered! The one with all the cool little embroidered flowery stuff on it! He told me he liked it.
Did I mention that I absolutely love wolves?
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Oh, God... Sorry I gave you Keweni's number, Donut. It was a... mistake. Yeah, let's go with that.
Anyway, listen, uh, K isn't really... your type. I mean, I know he probably looks like it, but he's weird...
Oh, come on. Like you know what my type is.
And you shouldn't judge people like that! You're pretty weird yourself. I bet he's no weirder than YOU.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Donut, I lived with him for four years. I know how weird he is. I don't really wanna burst your bubble, but he does pot.
Oh, I see how it is. You want him for yourself. Whatever happened to Simmons?
...Wait, back up. He does pot?
NO!
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
No, I do NOT! Keweni's kind of a loser. He was my roommate in college, doofus.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
By the way, he might invite you to come to Hawaii. DON'T.
Aw, but Hawaii!
Don't worry, if he does pot I probably won't like him that much.
Man, I hate it when you're right.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
I feel kinda bad now, bad-mouthing my friend... I mean, he's not a horrible person. He only does the drugs because he's depressed because he couldn't get into the Olympics.... He's got enough self-esteem trouble as it is...
Aww! I could totally help him get over that!
Never fear, Donut the Antidepressant is here!
...That sounded much better in my head.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Oh, great.