User BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Ok, so here's how it goes. Church got a message from Command telling us that they were recruiting members from other bases to help a new batch of trainees through basic training. Apparently every base has to have at least one person apply for the job, even if they don't get accepted. Naturally, being the responsible leader that he is, he forced the job onto me. So, of course, first I was all like "fuck you, I'm not doing shit," but he gave me the paperwork anyway. Of course I still wasn't gonna fill out the damn thing, but I ended up getting so bored that I took a look at it. One thing the application has on it is a list of all the new recruits and a brief background about them. For shits and giggles, I decided to read the a little about all the douchebags I wouldn't have to be dealing with...
The list was almost entirely FEMALE.
I think I got the whole 37 page fillout packet done in 7 minutes. Three weeks later, I got a message back from Command.
I don't know who was checking the applications but someone up there decided that I was suitable for the job.
I'll be gone for 8 weeks.
Good riddance to this place, and SO LONG BITCHES!
LockPickstah44:
Woah-oh! Cool! Lucky break, my man. Certainly you can't handle ALL those girls by yourself. Want me to come out there for a while?
BowChikaBowWow69:
Personally I'd have no problem with you coming over my man, but I don't know if they're accepting freelancers... or anyone else for that matter. Give it a shot though. Still, even if you don't show up, I'm not gonna be the only instructor there. But I'll definitely be the awesomest!
LockPickstah44:
Dude, that's the point of being a Freelancer. We don't work for anyone, so we can do whatever we want. I'll be there.