User BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Ok, so I know I said I'd be back in eight weeks, and I was obviously gone for longer than that. So what happened was York showed up to help teach the new recruits, so I was like "Hell yeah! Someone else awesome is here!" Seriously dud, it was great to finally meet you. BTW, sorry about the eye. I know personally how much of a bitch Tex can be when Omega's got the reigns. Anyway, both of us provided our services (Bow Chika Bow Wow!) to the troops while also teaching the class, until I finally got reported by one of the guys there. Bastard was fucking jealous, that's what it was. Since York was a Freelanceer he couldn't be reported, and with that status he even got the CO to give me another chance. Seriously dude, you're fucking awesome. Anyway, I got sent to another group (all guys this time) to give them the heads up on life out in the field as well as give them a few pointers in training. As it turns out, I'm actually pretty good at this! I guess all this crazy shit might as well be the same as some advanced training. EVERYONE had trouble keeping up with me!
Anyways, after I finally got back Junior was there! Church told me to get my "little abomination of nature" away from him. Fuck you man! Don't talk about my kid like that!
Anyway... That's about it. I hung out with the only guy as cool as me, got some action (Bow Chika Bow Wow!), found out I was more awesome than I realized, and finally got my kid back. Life's pretty good. Oh wait, I'm back in Blood Gulch... Yeah, life still sucks.
Yeah, I really wish that York would've left me at home for that.
Hey Hey Tucker you learn alien yet?
Im tired of translating for you shiznos.
User BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Ooh. Sorry about that, D. Can't you like, sign off or something when it's happening?
Yeah, I'm getting better at alien, and Junior's starting to learn a little english too, so we're good. Still, you're gonna be translator because I'm not gonna translate for the guys. Plus, you still know more than I do.
LockPickstah44:
Eheheheheh. That was fun. And seriously, man, it's no trouble. I got your back, bro. And D, it could've been WAY worse. I could've been wearing my helmet at the time of the fact.
Tucker, I can retire, but I'm still present in his mind.
York, I guess you have a point there.