Blood Gulch Blogger

Awesome, I'm famous.
Because if you haven't noticed by now, that's me over there in the side bar. That's my good side, too, by the way. ......
.....

Yeah. Anyway, guess what? My least favorite time of the year has come. That's right, the holidays.

I'm pretty sure there's this really old story about a rich guy who hates the holidays, well that's me.
Without the rich part (god damnit.) and instead of ghosts or some shit visiting me, I'M THE GHOST.
That's right, I'm the ghost of Christmas Never.

....and everyone is getting smoal for their present this year again.

I leave for a bit, and come back to this drama. Ehh.

So yeah, uh, Grif, sorry about your dad, dude.
I'm not so good with condolences so I'm gonna leave it at that--probably have a better chance of not fucking things up that way.
I'd send like a fuckin'.... you know, fruit basket or somethin' but, shit, I wouldn't know how to even do that. Haha.

So yeah.
Wow, only Tucker noticed I was gone? And he had to bitch about it? Nice.
Well sorry I have things to do and I don't tell you guys everything that ever happens.
But hey, you can all calm down now 'cause here I am. I'm not dead or anything....er. Well--you get the point. I think.

...by the way, has anyone seen Caboose lately?

That was just to rub you the wrong way, Tucker. Don't you know I hate you both equally?

Later!

Look dudes, as much as I like making enemies, I'd rather it not be with my own team and with people who could ostensibly be allies...or at least neutral entities in this god damned 'war'.
Reds are reds. Nothing against you personally. You're just RED. And by principle, I have to hate Reds.

If I hadn't had such negative experiences in this canyon, I might actually be a nicer person. But considering I've been killed a few times and I STILL have to deal with this shit (unlike MOST people, who apparently get some eternal peace or something when they die ...ONCE...), I'm basically entitled to be a douche about it--because it isn't fucking easy, you know.

Anyway, I've been busy, and I'm still going to be busy for a while. So if anyone's got any problems, they're just gonna have to be deferred. Or bug someone else about them.

Later.

No title. Take that.

So, as much as I dislike the Reds, I have to admit...you guys actually do a decent job of keeping Caboose occupied. You're like the free babysitting service that also happens to be my adversary.
Funny how life works out like that, huh?
Oh and if he breaks anything...well. I'll just tell Caboose to be extra careful next time he visits. Heh heh...

...great. More freelancers. As if there weren't enough of the damn people already, because, as far as I'm concerned, one is more than too many.
I mean, hasn't anyone else noticed that bad stuff happens when freelancers or AI show up? Tell me I'm not the only one here that's noticed.

That's it for now. Later.

'sup bitches.

I'm actually in a good mood today. Crazy how things like that work out. Heh heh.
(That... is now being soured by the appearance of another Red...go away. Get outta here. We're much better than you. Yeah.)

Aside from being woken up too early this morning, everything appears to be running smoothly.
...you know, now that I think about it, I'm starting to get suspicious. Where IS everyone?
I'm...gonna cut this post short and go see what the fuck is going on.

Later.

I still don't see the point of putting a title. Next time I won't put one, if I remember.

Anyway.
Tucker does like to complain, right? Why can't he be as amiable as Caboose? How great would that be? We would get so much done around here.
Anyway, I figured since Caboose asked for the sniper rifle first (like he always does, Tucker, hint hint) that it would only be fair to let him use it. It's not like he'd ever even have to actually use it, aside from looking through the scope to get a better view.
Maybe if Tucker asked Caboose nicely for it, Caboose would be willing to lend it? Oh wait, I forgot, I told him not to give it to anyone. Heheh.

Oh and if the Reds actually did get a hot tub, then I think no one on the Blue Team will have no objections about going over and...appropriating it? And no, Tucker, that does not mean what you think it means.

Read the title, that means I have it.

Downtime, I mean. God!
Nevermind.

Caboose, I already helped you with your blog. Once just isn't enough!? You know what?
..go bug Tucker about it! (That will make him happy. Trust me.)

Also, I can use the sniper rifle. Don't make me prove it to you guys. And if anyone (read: TUCKER) sets ONE FOOT in my room to get it, I will shoot them (read: TUCKER).

...
So everyone's sharing websites, huh? Yeah, uh, I don't actually use the internet that much. I'm probably the only one that actually gets any work done around here. If cleaning the base was virtual, then I'm sure one of the two slackers here would be right on it. Except that maybe Caboose might even manage to fuck it up there, too. Maybe I should start using this site?
(Uh, no. Waaay too nerdy. I'd have to be pretty desperate.)

That's right, you two, I think you could be doing more to pull your weight around here. Seriously. How much is it to ask for you guys to NOT leave things lying around everywhere? Who taught you how to clean up, a toddler with no attention span?

..speaking of a toddler, I have to go. Now.

CABOOSE!

D:<

Oh, you've GOT to be kidding me.
As if I didn't have enough to do anyw--
You know what, never mind. Fuck it. It's a blog, it's something to do...whatever.

Today was boring, like always! Wow, that's new.
Caboose was annoying.
Tucker...was annoying.
Sister was annoying? God, yes.
And Tex mysteriously disappeared to do top secret whatever.
Let's see, what else around here SUCKED?

If you haven't noticed already, I'm having a bad day.
Any guess on what that might be?

D:<