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User Masterdeadshot13 wrote:

This is not Wyoming. He has decided to stop using this blog, so he has turned over his screenname to me.

My name is Gary. For those of you who do not know, I am also known as Gamma and am Agent Wyoming's artificial intelligence. Unfortunately, he no longer has time to post on this website. However, I typically get left behind to do other work, so instead of actually doing it, I intend to waste time on the internet. That is pretty much what I have always done anyway. Now I simply have a specific place to do so.

Andy, out of curiousity, how precisely were you able to type? You are not an AI and you possess no hands.

Omega, it has been some time since we have spoken. How are the evil plots working for you? If you would like to team up sometime, I have little else better to do. Two harddrives are better than one, after all.

User MasterDeadshot13 wrote:

Ever so sorry to keep you waiting, chaps. I was rather busy playing that game, the Sims 3. You see, the husband in the family was a police officer, whose wife was trying to hide from him that she was a renowned criminal mastermind, whilst in the mean time their socially awkward adult son was trying in vain to find a job and a mate and caring for his teenage sister, who is quite insane. It's a very interesting story I've woven. Unfortunately, I can't give Private Grif any information on how it's played. He shall have to purchase the game himself.

So, I suppose I've missed a lot. I see several Freelancers have now joined us, which is good to see. Washington, it's been some time! And York. It's good to see that you've joined us. I understand you were quite reluctant.

Ah-hah, Omega is here as well. It's good to see you haven't gone entirely haywire inside the head of that purple-clad field medic. Gamma sends his regards, although he insists that he will not participate. He's certain to give in eventually, though.

And we've regained our comments! That is marvelous. Although, I imagine some rude responses are to be expected from certain individuals.

User MasterDeadshot13 wrote:



I have recieved word from Tex as of late. She tells me that she was "checking in on her idiots", and to the very likely chagrin of the Blue Team, she intends to return within the week. She will also take some time to read every single one of the posts currently on this blog. I expect both Privates Church and Tucker are in for a beating. Perhaps she will be able to post the video clip of it on her blog. Now, that would be amusing.



I just thought I would inform you all of that. Good day.

User MasterDeadshot13 wrote:

Well, excuse me, Mr. Tucker, but I'll have you know that I'm as much a part of this place as any of you. Besides, Tex was the one who told me about it. If you've got a problem, take it up with her. She and I may be enemies off on the battlefield because of our employers, but you may remember that we used to be rather good friends back in training. Also, I come from Great Britain, not Australia. I suggest that it would be wise for you to invest in a map.

Mr. Grif, resorting to juvenile name-calling will get you nowhere.

In other, more interesting news, I of course got my man. It took a little longer than expected, unfortunately, but the bounty was large enough that I can afford to be in the lap of luxury for at least a month, if not more. The target's security put up quite a fight, I must say. I was duly impressed by their efforts. However, my target turned out to be completely spineless, as after I defeated his guards, he was literally begging me on his knees to spare him.

If you're wondering, I did not oblige to this request. I do feel rather sorry for the poor chap who has to clean up that mess....

In any case, I now have more time to spend here. I was able to purchase a large flatscreen computer with some of my newfound fortunes, so I shall be here frequently. Unfortunately for you uncultured urchins, I have also discovered the joys of a game called "The Sims 3". I know nothing of the first two, but this game allows a lifelike simulation of people and their daily experiences. Except in the game, you can control the people. That's my favorite part.

Cheerio!

User MasterDeadshot13 Wrote:

A web log, eh? Hmm. Looks interesting enough. I'm rather busy these days, but I suppose I have the time to share my experiences. For the sake of others, of course. I have read the posts of the other two before me, and I must say, they are quite dull and childish. I shall just have to post mine so as to appeal to those with more... refined tastes.

Gamma and I were hired to assassinate a man. The bounty was absolutely extraordinary. Unfortunatly, but predictably, the who and why of the whole ordeal is strictly confidential, but I can tell you all about the details of what happened. We leave tomorrow morning for our mission. It will probably take us all of tomorrow, but I guarantee that I always get my man. I will return on Thursday posthaste so I can provide you poor dears with something that's actually exciting to read.