BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Sorry I've been missing, everybody. It's just that I went into a coma after I heard Michael Jackson died for the last four days. It was a real shock for me. I mean, this was my idol for a while, especially growing up, and now he's gone. Plus, it was due to his moves that I was able to pick up so many chicks. I mean, there was the whole pedophile thing, and though I honestly never believed it, it was just so hard to put it out of my mind. Still, I really miss the guy and I always will.
And now for the rage. I was out for four days. Four. Fucking. Days. And no one noticed? NO ONE!? Ok, I can hardly blame everyone for that. Doc: Not here. O'Malley: Same place as Doc and evil. York: Not here and way too cool for me to hold a grudge against. Tex: I never know where she is. Wyoming: Not here and a pretentious ass. Washington: No idea where he is. He hasn't posted in weeks. Donut: Red Base. Simmons: Red Base. Sarge: Red Base and would probably be happy if he heard about it. Grif: Red base and lazy. Caboose: Even if he found me he would be too dumb to know anything was wrong. Sister: She's all over the place and is too hot for me to hate. That just leaves one person. Oh, who could it be...?
COME ON, CHURCH! IF YOU'RE GONNA PRETEND TO BE THE LEADER AROUND HERE TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY! I KNOW WE HAVEN'T ALWAYS GOTTEN ALONG BUT I WOULD THINK YOU'D LIKE ME MORE THAN CABOOSE!
Ok, rage over. Now to catch up with everything that's happened:
Grif, Simmons, I promise no more couple jokes. York's "bromance" explanation has really helped me with that.
Sister, welcome to the blog! York, go ahead and be a playa, playa. But I warn you, you've got competition big guy. Also, unlike the rest of you guys, I'm not really interested in seeing Grif in a coconut bra. I have enough freaky images in my brain from all the fucked up stuff we've seen around here.
Caboose, it figure's you would post something like lolcats. And about burying me, to late bitch! You missed your chance!
Sister, that must've been some crazy hair accident... Speaking of which, wanna meet up in the base during Caboose and Church's shift? That whole "ice cream bath" thing sounds fun. And don't worry about the flag. The last time a flag was stolen, Church got killed and then Tex showed up. Basically, shit hits the fan when a flag is stolen.
Simmons, glad you and Grif are getting along. Makes it easier for me to be nice to you. Also, don't feel bad. You've got to be the only nerd who can actually fire a gun. That's gotta count for something.
Grif, I got into Final Fantasy a few years back, too. The only one's I've played are I (still working on it), VII (beat it), and VIII (barely started). Seriously, we have the same opinion of FFVII. I mean it's good, and I will say I liked it, but it's not the greatest game ever. Basically the biggest problem I have with the game is afterward just about every FF game (except for IX) has to have some emotastic, dark and brooding character. It's like a law or something. And just to change things around, in the upcoming FFXIII (one of them. Apparently there's gonna be two) we have a dark and brooding, emotastic chick as the main character, just to change things around a bit.
Grif and Sister, I honestly don't know what to say. I mean, I know what its like to lose a kid (a weird alien kid that was unexpected in more ways than one) but not a dad. But on the other hand, I didn't really know my dad... I'm gonna stop now...
York, I know what you mean about coffee. I hate that shit. I'm a tea guy, too. Especially the ones that have the extra raspberry flavor to them. Deep fried Oreos, huh? Guess I'll have to give them a try myself.
Anyway, guess that's everything. That's what happens when you're comatose.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Definitely play VI. It's fucking sweet. And yes, I noticed you were gone.
LockPickstah44:
My maaaaan~! Good to see you back. Glad ya don't mind a little healthy competition. What happened, anyway? By the way, Church is kinda out of commision, too. We haven't heard from him in a few days.
Dude. Parent issues? That sucks. I totally hear you.
BowChikaBowWow69:
Yeah, I hear VI has a pretty faithful fanbase. Also, that Kefka is kinda interesting in terms of villains. He's some ultimate evil destined to destroy the world or some evil emperor like in the other games. He's just a really, really bad person.
Yeah. Basically I never met my dad, kinda just knocked up my mom and left. I was pretty much just like him for a while until I had Junior. I guess the dad genes just kicked in. I even started looking at minivans.
Twinkies-n-Beer-06:
Yeah, man, VI's amazing. Except for this damn Blitz thing. Who ever heard of a Final Fantasy game where you have to press keys in a certain order to get an attack.
As for Kefka, he's VERY interesting. He's a lot.... hmm.... weirder than most of Final Fantasy's villains. He's a little wacky, you know? He's a little like the Joker from the Batman cartoons, only he's got a death obsession thing going on. He works for an evil emperor, but I believe he overthrows that guy so he can be on top.
LockPickstah44:
Tucker, you are the only guy I know who could pull off a minivan.
sexxy_kay:
I will definitely consider the ice cream thing sometime when we get back and Dex isn't looking at our conversation.
BowChikaBowWow69:
That sounds AWESOME! Personally, I'm a cookie dough guy. You?
sexxy_kay:
Cookie dough is really nice, but there's something really sexy about mint!
BowChikaBowWow69:
Mint or mint chip?
Oooh, hard choice.
Mint chip for eating, but the chips get in the way for messing around, you know?
BowChikaBowWow69:
Oh yeah, totally. So how many buckets should I buy?
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
You two realize I can read, right? Tucker, stay away from my sister. You're despicable.