User BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Wassup wassup? How've ya been? Just kidding, anyone I care about I already know and everyone else I don't give a shit.
So, tomorrow is new years, huh? Kickass! Roll out that booze, York!
Anyway, I haven't posted on here in a while, so I thought I might give a bit of info of what I've been up to. Mostly it's been games and a few movies, a few things on the internet too. I've beat Final Fantasy's I, II, III, IV, and V (thank you game emulator) as well as Devil May Cry 4. All them are pretty sweet but DMC4 is the only one I'm still playing, not because the other's are bad but because RPG's don't have the same instant gratification as pulling off that stylish boss finisher without getting damaged. Also, I'm starting my first run of Bioshock and man, is that game scary. I mean, any game that can make you feel sacred when you have superpowers is damn scary.
I also saw Avatar in theaters as well as Crank 2: Hight Voltage, District 9, and The Hangover at home. Avatar was pretty good, if a bit predictable. Crank 2 is just like the first, so action packed and over the top it's just silly, which is awesome. It's almost embarrassingly good. District 9 is kinda like Avatar but just done a lot better and the Hangover is hands-down the funniest thing I've seen all year.
Anyway, on the net I've found some series on youtube by a user named ItsJustSomeRandomGuy who makes movies with superhero action figures. It's sounds lame and sad, I know, but its freaking hilarious and sometimes epic. He usually does a sort of spoof called "Hi, I'm a Marvel... And I'm a DC." I'm sure most of you can figure out what that's in reference too. He also does trailers for movies with the action figures replacing the roles, and some stories that are as awesome as they are funny. Here's a link to his page: http://www.youtube.com/user/itsjustsomerandomguy?blend=1&ob=4
Next is Freeman's Mind. The idea is hearing the thoughts of Gordon Freeman, the main character of Half-Life, as you play the game because the character never actually talks in the game. It kinda sounds like what Church would say... you know, if he was smart. Here's a link to that: http://www.youtube.com/show/freemansmind
Finally is the Madness series, something I found on newgrounds. It's an action and extremely violent series about... Well, I'm not sure really. From what I know there is a story but, if you don't want to understand the finer details of it you don't have to. All you need to know is there's a guy named Hank who gets killed almost every episode but not before killing a bunch of other people, and he always comes back the next episode. There's also Jesus Christ (who kills people, BTW) and an freaky-ass clown. The whole thing starts with (I kid you not) a fight over the Chicken Dance. The first episode doesn't have any blood but that changes after the second. As it goes on it gets gorier and by the third episode all logic gets thrown out the window. The music is pretty good and the combat is well choreographed. I know not everyone here is gonna like it (*cough*Donut*cough*Doc*cough*) but here's the link for those http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/madness.html
One word of warning, though, you probably won't want to look at anything after Madness Aggregation. Some of it is kinda stupid and distasteful, even by my standards (and we all know that's saying something).
Anyway, that's about all I can say. Going back to more Bioshock. And York, remember the booze bro!
Peace, bitches!
