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I'm Only Gone For Two Days, and Look What You've Done to the Place.

User MasterDeadshot13 wrote:

Well, excuse me, Mr. Tucker, but I'll have you know that I'm as much a part of this place as any of you. Besides, Tex was the one who told me about it. If you've got a problem, take it up with her. She and I may be enemies off on the battlefield because of our employers, but you may remember that we used to be rather good friends back in training. Also, I come from Great Britain, not Australia. I suggest that it would be wise for you to invest in a map.

Mr. Grif, resorting to juvenile name-calling will get you nowhere.

In other, more interesting news, I of course got my man. It took a little longer than expected, unfortunately, but the bounty was large enough that I can afford to be in the lap of luxury for at least a month, if not more. The target's security put up quite a fight, I must say. I was duly impressed by their efforts. However, my target turned out to be completely spineless, as after I defeated his guards, he was literally begging me on his knees to spare him.

If you're wondering, I did not oblige to this request. I do feel rather sorry for the poor chap who has to clean up that mess....

In any case, I now have more time to spend here. I was able to purchase a large flatscreen computer with some of my newfound fortunes, so I shall be here frequently. Unfortunately for you uncultured urchins, I have also discovered the joys of a game called "The Sims 3". I know nothing of the first two, but this game allows a lifelike simulation of people and their daily experiences. Except in the game, you can control the people. That's my favorite part.

Cheerio!

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