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Pfft. Lame.

User Twinkies-N-Beer-06 wrote:

Fuck you, Wyoming. I know you're ignoring me. I'm gonna break into your house and steal the Sims 3 if I have to, dude.

Hey, nice work, Tucker. Post your battle plans all over the Internet for the world to see. Simmons and Sarge will be joining the blog soon, so I hope you're ready for a serious ass-whupping when they read your post. Church, man, some friendly advice--- don't tell Tucker ANYTHING. Oh, and congrats, Caboose, on getting the sniper rifle.

Sarge is a jerk. He used my newspaper to cover the ground while he was oiling up the Warthog and Lopez. THE GROUND. Outside! Why in the hell do you need to protect barren dustbowl dirt from motor oil?! He did that just to piss me off. He even made a point of using the funnies section, which he knows is my favorite part. Sarge should do something constructive with his mechanical skills. Like build us a freakin' hot tub.

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