Blood Gulch Blogger

If you don't understand the title watch Dreamcatcher.  I don't know if it's in the book, but it's definitely in the movie.

Anyway, Caboose and I were on the canyon wall where we spied on the Reds.  Nothing unexpected: Simmons and Grif were arguing like a married couple, Sarge and Lopez were supping up the puma thing, and Donut... Well actually, I didn't see Donut.  Maybe he was inside painting his toenails while signing songs from Madonna or something, I don't know.

I just barely stopped Caboose from firing a shot and letting everyone know where we were.  He said he was trying to give a butterfly a high-five, but it was too far away so he said he was going to use the rifle instead.  Almost gave me a heart attack.  Jesus, I'd rather go through the teleporter than do that again... On second thought, maybe not.  But the mission wasn't a total loss.  While Caboose was trying to use the rifle I found out that our visors have a zoom function!  I mean, it's nowhere near as powerful as the sniper rifle and you can't unload a round into someone's ass (Bow Chika Bow Wow!) from 100 miles away, but it works (unlike just about everything else we get from Blue/Red Command)!

Anyway, gonna go back to being awesome again.  Buh-Bye.