...I'm hazarding it's a guess that you guys are all having computer problems, but aren't smart enough to fix them. I know we did -- Not that any of you will care, but keep this in mind anyway: never, ever leave Sarge alone with a computer for an extended time. I had to reformat our entire hard drive for it to work again. God. I don't even want to know what he was doing with it.
Also, Grif, you lazy ass, stop playing that fucking video game. I didn't get it for you so you could ignore your responsibilities even more. Some of us have some expectations around here from you, despite the fact you haven't really done much in the past. Don't make me resort to blackmail. I will, I so will.
Anyway. Are you blues having computer issues too? Because I doubt any of you know how the hell to fix them. If you pay me money (a lot, a lot, a lot of money) I'll troubleshoot it for you.
Also, Grif, you lazy ass, stop playing that fucking video game. I didn't get it for you so you could ignore your responsibilities even more. Some of us have some expectations around here from you, despite the fact you haven't really done much in the past. Don't make me resort to blackmail. I will, I so will.
Anyway. Are you blues having computer issues too? Because I doubt any of you know how the hell to fix them. If you pay me money (a lot, a lot, a lot of money) I'll troubleshoot it for you.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
I GOTTA BEAT THIS GAME. It's almost over, and then I'll do my chores, I swear!
Fine. But you better finish it fast. Your chores are getting impatient. ...Or something.
You better do those chores the best you've done chores ever when you do get to them. You hear me?
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Oh... those chores.
Well, I guess I could take a LITTLE break...
Yeah. Those chores. The ones you've neglected for almost a week.
You know when to find them when you decide to take that break.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
....I'll be right there.
Wait, seriously? A week? Man, I've been pretty out of it if I haven't noticed that.
It's that fucking game, you retard. It like, eats your brain.
Don't forget about your chores again, okay?
...You did a really good job on them, though. Try to keep up the good work. It makes my job a whole hell of a lot easier.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
I won't. I feel really bad for doing that, too. I could do some extra chores tomorrow to make up for it...
And thanks. I try.
Definitely. Extra chores are always good.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Alright, let me finish this quest. Give me ten minutes.
LockPickstah44:
...I must be reading this wrong, because it almost sounds like you guys are using "chores" as some sort of code word. But that's riduculous! Hahahaha... haha... Right?
You're imagining things, York. We're talking about CHORES. You know, work. That I usually have to bug Grif to do since he's a lazy piece of shit.
He's only being so nice about it 'cause I've got something really embarrassing I could blackmail him with.
LockPickstah44:
Heh... Okay, I thought... Man, that would've been awkward.
By the way, Fable 2? It's an awesome fricken game. I've beaten it twice. It's incredible, but you're right, it does totally eat your brain.