User LockPickstah44 wrote:
Dude, I don't care what anyone says. Project Freelancer has some seriously bangin' Christmas parties. We have one every year where we kind of take over headquarters and just party, and it's great fun. This year we had a DJ and a disco ball, which was awesome. The DJ played a mix of holiday tunes and regular music, and he even managed to find a few Hanukkah songs, including that goofy one by Adam Sandler. That guy's hilarious, by the way. There was a TON OF FOOD this year, too! I've never seen them do so well with the food. It was great!
Also, the guards were incredibly dumb. I managed to sneak Tucker in. I claimed he was new--- Agent Puerto Rico. I can't believe they bought that! Having a friend to hang with made the party even more awesome. I usually just kind of mill around, mingle, and drink myself into a stupor once I get bored. This time I actually had someone to harass people with. Score.
I also made my annual attempt to get Tex under the mistletoe. Another failure. I swear to God, Tex, one day you'll kiss me and you'll like it.
Anyway, happy upcoming New Year, everyone!
Dude, I don't care what anyone says. Project Freelancer has some seriously bangin' Christmas parties. We have one every year where we kind of take over headquarters and just party, and it's great fun. This year we had a DJ and a disco ball, which was awesome. The DJ played a mix of holiday tunes and regular music, and he even managed to find a few Hanukkah songs, including that goofy one by Adam Sandler. That guy's hilarious, by the way. There was a TON OF FOOD this year, too! I've never seen them do so well with the food. It was great!
Also, the guards were incredibly dumb. I managed to sneak Tucker in. I claimed he was new--- Agent Puerto Rico. I can't believe they bought that! Having a friend to hang with made the party even more awesome. I usually just kind of mill around, mingle, and drink myself into a stupor once I get bored. This time I actually had someone to harass people with. Score.
I also made my annual attempt to get Tex under the mistletoe. Another failure. I swear to God, Tex, one day you'll kiss me and you'll like it.
Anyway, happy upcoming New Year, everyone!
BlackAssassin800:
Yeah, York, that'll be the day.
BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Oh, so that's why she hit you! I thought it was for normal reasons.
And uh, Tex? I, uh... Thanks for not ratting me out to the guards. Appreciate it.
BlackAssassin800:
Oh, don't worry about it. I had an ulterior motive. You were keeping York mostly away from me. If I'd ratted you out, he would've followed me around in a drunken haze with nothing better to do for a large portion of the night. Besides, it was the least I could do.
And he pulls that stupid stunt every year! York is lucky he still has all his teeth.
LockPickstah44:
Aww, come on, Tex, you know you love it. I'm hilarious when I'm drunk.
Speaking of drinking, Tucker, I managed to swipe a case of the awesome booze they had at the party. Being an infiltration specialist does have its advantages from time to time. Want I should save you some?
BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
WOO! FUCK YEAH! Have I told you you're awesome? Because you're awesome!
I fucking hate Adam Sandler.
By the way.
LockPickstah44:
Why thank you. I have noticed my awesomeness.
Dude, Simmons, what up with the grouchiness? You been commenting on like everyone's posts being really hateful. I didn't do anything to you. For Tucker, I figured it was because he's Blue, but I'm a Freelancer. I'm neutral! If you got a problem, I mean, I'm a nice guy, I'll hear you out.