User BlackAssassin800 writes:
And if I get any "back in black" jokes, I'll gut all of you.
In any case, sorry for being gone so much. And don't worry, it's not that I think any of you missed me or anything. I'm just sorry I missed seeing you morons make fools of yourselves. Well... I kind of missed Donut, but that's about it.
I've had a lot of work to do lately, and being on probation didn't help either. I had to have Washington follow me pretty much EVERYWHERE, and he may be a good recovery agent, but when it comes to assassinations, he's got about as much experience at stealth as an elephant. It was like working with a trainee. Just gimme a damn intern next time, whydoncha? Christ.
Speaking of whom, it's the holidays again, which I actually used to enjoy, believe it or not. It's fun when I actually get to celebrate Christmas with my family, but I've become kind of disenchanted with the holidays since joining the war. Anyway, they agreed to cut me a break and let me stay in Blood Gulch over the holidays, where I hope to get some rest, so if any of you are too noisy... Well, let's just say, I'll be armed at all times, even while I'm sleeping. Sorry in advance for the gunshots, Reds. And Tucker, stay the hell out of my room while I'm asleep.
Oh, also, since I've been given all these assignments lately, I've come into quite a bit of money, which I might be spending on gifts... assuming I'm in a giving mood. And generousity is usually inspired in me when I'm not angry, if you catch my drift. So now you have positive and negative reinforcement not to bother me.
Anyway, I'm off to catch up on my beauty sleep. Later, morons.
((OOC: Agent Massachusetts did give me Tex, I'm not stealing her. I know her in person, and we discussed the exchange over text message. If any of you all would like to trade or give away characters, please message me on dA.))
And if I get any "back in black" jokes, I'll gut all of you.
In any case, sorry for being gone so much. And don't worry, it's not that I think any of you missed me or anything. I'm just sorry I missed seeing you morons make fools of yourselves. Well... I kind of missed Donut, but that's about it.
I've had a lot of work to do lately, and being on probation didn't help either. I had to have Washington follow me pretty much EVERYWHERE, and he may be a good recovery agent, but when it comes to assassinations, he's got about as much experience at stealth as an elephant. It was like working with a trainee. Just gimme a damn intern next time, whydoncha? Christ.
Speaking of whom, it's the holidays again, which I actually used to enjoy, believe it or not. It's fun when I actually get to celebrate Christmas with my family, but I've become kind of disenchanted with the holidays since joining the war. Anyway, they agreed to cut me a break and let me stay in Blood Gulch over the holidays, where I hope to get some rest, so if any of you are too noisy... Well, let's just say, I'll be armed at all times, even while I'm sleeping. Sorry in advance for the gunshots, Reds. And Tucker, stay the hell out of my room while I'm asleep.
Oh, also, since I've been given all these assignments lately, I've come into quite a bit of money, which I might be spending on gifts... assuming I'm in a giving mood. And generousity is usually inspired in me when I'm not angry, if you catch my drift. So now you have positive and negative reinforcement not to bother me.
Anyway, I'm off to catch up on my beauty sleep. Later, morons.
((OOC: Agent Massachusetts did give me Tex, I'm not stealing her. I know her in person, and we discussed the exchange over text message. If any of you all would like to trade or give away characters, please message me on dA.))
Wait. Did I read that right? You missed Donut? You missed the person who...ahem...killed you.
You know...just wondering.
It's because SOME people don't hold grudges.
And I apologized after I realized it wasn't Tex's fault.
O'Malley's a meanie! :(
BlackAssassin800:
Donut makes up for it by being funny. Besides, Donut's the only person who's ever managed to kill me. I respect that. And on top of that, who else am I gonna talk to about attractive men? Sheila? She has horrible taste.
BlackAssassin800:
By the way, Church, "attractive men" no longer applies to you. And not just because I hate you. You've gotten fat, and I think your hairline might be receeding.