User MasterofOblivion666 wrote:
MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
That's right, you fools. I'm here to destroy you all! YOU SHALL ALL TASTE OBLIVION!... Eventually. Um, well *ahem* you see, evil plans don't just get formulated overnight, you know. They take hours, if not days of careful planning, and preparing them can take even longer, especially if it involves an evil death-machine.
Umm... If everybody could send me their coordinates I'll send you some Red Bull, so you have an idea what it will taste like when I finally defeat you all. And I promise not to use the coordinates to attack you with explosives later. Interplanetary missiles are particularly expensive, and they take far to long to get shipped once you buy them. Also, there are a particularly scarce amount of them on e-bay. Perhaps I should check amazon.com.
So, what did I do today? Well, let's see. The medic and I maintained our secret base while I continued to ignore his suggestions to add a feeling of "feng shui" to the building. *sigh* I miss my mechanical minion. He was much more cooperative than my roommate. Or should I say "headmate?" "Brainmate?" Ah, who cares? Then I spent the rest of the day formulating evil plans while downloading music. But not from iTunes, I used Limewire! I will continue to steal songs, and there's no one who can do anything about it! MWUAHAHAHA!!!
Oh yes, one more thing. Private Tucker, thank you for sending those "demotivationals" to my annoying organic host. I would do so myself, but I just don't have the time. If you could please continue to do so, it would be much appreciated. Thank you.
BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Why the fuck should I do anything for you? You hit me with a rocket you ugly piece of shit!
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Ah, who am I kidding? It's way to much fun to stop doing. But I'm not doing it for you.
MasterofOblivion666 wrote:
That's fine. I don't care why you do it as long as you do.
And it is rather amusing, isn't it?
LockPickstah44:
D says you need to calm your ass down.
Okay, maybe I paraphrased a little bit.
Or a lot.
He said if you keep laughing like that all the time, "you're going to blow a circuit." Those were his words.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Aw, God. The deranged computer program learned how to post. What I want to know is who the hell gave him permission to post on this blog? This isn't a public forum, dude. Someone had to let this asshole on, and I wanna know who.
How about helmet-buddies? We're helmet-buddies! Although I really do wish you'd stop laughing so hard. I'm running out of chamomile tea to sooth my throat.
Also, Grif, that might be my fault. I sort of blacked out while on the computer and, well, there you go!
Don't worry, he's only mostly harmless. :D
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Way to go, dumbass. Can we please be a little more careful when dealing with computers? Especially the megalomaniacal ones?
MasterofOblivion666 wrote:
Not helmet-buddies, you fool! That implies that we actually get along! And it's my throat, too. I feel just fine. Why don't you just use your new garden to grow some tea? In fact, I'll join you. Perhaps I can find a way to make EVIL tea! MWAHAHAHAHA!
BTW, you didn't really think I'd stay off here for long, did you? I am a computer program, for the love of evil. When I see you next time I will squeeze the blood out of you, just like the orange you are! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I'm so diabolical it hurts!
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Oh, yeah, right. You don't even have your own hands, and your "helmet-buddy" is a pacifist.
MasterofOblivion666 wrote:
Oh? Perhaps I should reintroduce you to my old friend, the rocket launcher, hmm?
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Whatever, dude. You're not as evil as you think you are. Pretty much EVERYONE uses Limewire. And that shit is packed with viruses. I hope you have a really kickass virus scanner, dude. Otherwise, well... Enjoy the Blue Screen of Death.
MasterofOblivion666 wrote:
You fool! I need not worry about such things. I download music strictly from a Mac, the most evil computer ever conceived! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!
What? No, the Mac isn't evil. I like it. It's easy to use.
Also, my throat really does hurt, I think you're just blocking out the pain!
By the way, does evil tea sooth throats like chamomile?
And ... that's a great idea! I'll start growing tea. You're a good helmet-buddy, O'malley.
I know we have our arguments but I think we do okay. ^___^