Posted by
shinigamisparda
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Posted in
O'Malley
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Posted on 5:33 PM
User MasterofOblivion666 wrote:
MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
That's right, you fools. I'm here to destroy you all! YOU SHALL ALL TASTE OBLIVION!... Eventually. Um, well *ahem* you see, evil plans don't just get formulated overnight, you know. They take hours, if not days of careful planning, and preparing them can take even longer, especially if it involves an evil death-machine.
Umm... If everybody could send me their coordinates I'll send you some Red Bull, so you have an idea what it will taste like when I finally defeat you all. And I promise not to use the coordinates to attack you with explosives later. Interplanetary missiles are particularly expensive, and they take far to long to get shipped once you buy them. Also, there are a particularly scarce amount of them on e-bay. Perhaps I should check amazon.com.
So, what did I do today? Well, let's see. The medic and I maintained our secret base while I continued to ignore his suggestions to add a feeling of "feng shui" to the building. *sigh* I miss my mechanical minion. He was much more cooperative than my roommate. Or should I say "headmate?" "Brainmate?" Ah, who cares? Then I spent the rest of the day formulating evil plans while downloading music. But not from iTunes, I used Limewire! I will continue to steal songs, and there's no one who can do anything about it! MWUAHAHAHA!!!
Oh yes, one more thing. Private Tucker, thank you for sending those "demotivationals" to my annoying organic host. I would do so myself, but I just don't have the time. If you could please continue to do so, it would be much appreciated. Thank you.
