User Twinkies-N-Beer-06 wrote:
Simmons, what the hell? I don't push anything on you. I just say that I'm not doing my job. You do it for me on your own, dude. I never even told you to. I guess you're just cool like that, which is unusual for you. And that music is better loud! It sounds terrible soft.
Anyway, in that post from yesterday, I talked about meeting Poison Ivy at Six Flags when I was there a few years ago, right? Well, despite the fact that I told Tucker I would NOT send him the picture with her, I posted it on here today. Long story. Donut doesn't post, but he reads what we post, and he asked to see it, and he thought it was "cute" and that I should show it off. Whatever. I just did it so he'd stop nagging me. He's worse than Simmons with the nagging when it comes to things that are "cute".
So, uh, here it is.
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Yeah, that's my sister next to me. She was pretty young then. I think she was 16. Anyway, on the other side of me is Ivy with her hands all over me, because I'm way sexier than Tucker could ever dream of being and a classy chick like her would rather be with me than him. Just saying.
I had also mentioned seeing The Penguin. We took a separate picture with him, which I lost. That's a bummer, because it was a really funny picture. Sister got to wear the top hat, and I got to wear the monocle. Both of the entertainers we met were really cool and friendly. Thumbs up for awesome staff, Six Flags.
By the way, that roller coaster in the background was the Demon, which is the only roller coaster in the world that I've ever hated. It's got all the loops and crazy tricks of a steel roller coaster with all the whiplash of a wooden one. Ancient piece of shit. The Superman Ultimate Flight was way better. The seats were lay-down seats that put you in the position that Superman uses to fly, so it feels like you're really flying. That loop is INSANE. Sister and I got to ride in the front row.
Man. Now I wanna go back.
Simmons, what the hell? I don't push anything on you. I just say that I'm not doing my job. You do it for me on your own, dude. I never even told you to. I guess you're just cool like that, which is unusual for you. And that music is better loud! It sounds terrible soft.
Anyway, in that post from yesterday, I talked about meeting Poison Ivy at Six Flags when I was there a few years ago, right? Well, despite the fact that I told Tucker I would NOT send him the picture with her, I posted it on here today. Long story. Donut doesn't post, but he reads what we post, and he asked to see it, and he thought it was "cute" and that I should show it off. Whatever. I just did it so he'd stop nagging me. He's worse than Simmons with the nagging when it comes to things that are "cute".
So, uh, here it is.
.
Yeah, that's my sister next to me. She was pretty young then. I think she was 16. Anyway, on the other side of me is Ivy with her hands all over me, because I'm way sexier than Tucker could ever dream of being and a classy chick like her would rather be with me than him. Just saying.
I had also mentioned seeing The Penguin. We took a separate picture with him, which I lost. That's a bummer, because it was a really funny picture. Sister got to wear the top hat, and I got to wear the monocle. Both of the entertainers we met were really cool and friendly. Thumbs up for awesome staff, Six Flags.
By the way, that roller coaster in the background was the Demon, which is the only roller coaster in the world that I've ever hated. It's got all the loops and crazy tricks of a steel roller coaster with all the whiplash of a wooden one. Ancient piece of shit. The Superman Ultimate Flight was way better. The seats were lay-down seats that put you in the position that Superman uses to fly, so it feels like you're really flying. That loop is INSANE. Sister and I got to ride in the front row.
Man. Now I wanna go back.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Well, this is depressing. No one posted on here.
BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
So how much did you have to pay her to get anywhere near you?
P.S. I posted. Happy?
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
It was free for me 'cause I'm so damn hot, but she'd probably charge for you.
BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, tubby.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
Hey, I look good in that picture.
BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Yeah, you do. Nice job with photoshop. Can hardly tell.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
Dude, do you actually think I'm that smart? And Simmons doesn't like me enough to photoshop it for me.
BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:
Yeah, alright. You've convinced me. Still man, you've really let yourself go.
You're right Tucker, he has. What happened to that nice physique in the picture, Grif? Last time I checked, you were having trouble getting into your jeans. Jumping around in your room like some sort of teenage girl.
I wish I had a video camera.
Twinkies-N-Beer-06:
Oh, I haven't let myself go. My metabolism caught up to me. I always ate like that.
Dammit, I just didn't wanna go shopping! I hate clothes stores. You know those jeans used to be baggy? Now if I put 'em on, I look like some emo kid in skinny jeans. Adulthood sucks. Metabolism sucks harder.