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User: Strawberry_Yoohoo33


Well blues you like the blogs new look? I thought it could use a little splash of red, don't you think? I had a cooler one in mind but the buttons and images wouldn't come up some stupid pixel thing came up instead.


Today was quite boring as any other day in blood gulch, but i occupied my time by patrolling the base which was of course uneventful, as always. I gave Grif and Simmons a list of stuff to do; doubtful if Grif did any of it. He's got to be the laziest excuse for a solider i have ever had command over. He never does anything, he just makes Simmons do it all, he won't get anywhere in life but that's on him i guess. I think it's funny when Simmons just plain does whatever i tell him to. I'm pretty sure if I told him to jump off a bridge he probably would.


It's pretty funny to watch, this is why I love being in charge...

charge and Sarge, hey that rhymes... cool


Better go back and make sure Grif hasn't killed Simmons yet,

oh and to all you blues out there, SUCK IT BLUE!


Comments (24)

Oh hi Sarge! Fancy seeing you here. (haha, get it?)
Remember when I almost ran you over with the...what is it... the puma?
I just thought I'd remind you that I'm sorry about that!

Hi Doc,
yes I remember you trying to kill me with the Warthog, and I still say you need to get your license renewed.

Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
Make sure I didn't kill Simmons? Dude, as awesome as that sounds, that would take effort.

True, but it's not like you don't think about doing it. Like I said you are lazy soilder!

Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
And also, what the hell is with you putting your picture at the to of the blog? That's pretty egotistical.

Pah, like i care, who is the one in charge here?

Me.

Yeah, and you're doing a great job with that, Church.

Get on your side of the Canyon you dirty Blue!

Uh, no. This is my cliff. I called dibs on it.

IlykCukkiez said:
Yeah, red shouting man! You are not in our dibs club!

You can't call dibs on a cliff it doesn't work like that.
and spazzy little Blue Rookie, you stay out of this, WTF is a dibs club?

Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
So, I know your random conversation on who called dibs on what useless shit in this canyon is SUPER important, but I feel it necessary to ask: where the fuck is Simmons? He's the only one not on, besides Wyoming, but I don't really care about him.

It does, and I can.
Dibs.
See? I just did it, again.

BlackAssasin8oo said:
Wyoming is playing the Sims 3 non-stop for like three days straight, so he's currently in the vegetable state right now.
BTW you all are stupid idiots and Church did you lose more brain cells again while I was gone, I didn't think that was possible. Guess you proved me wrong.

Strawberry_Yoohoo33 Said:
Dammit you little shit stop calling dibs on stupid things you can't call dibs on ,end of discussion!

Twinkies-N-Beer-06 said:
Ha, ha, Church, you just got TOLD.

Like anything you Reds say is valid.

And you stay out of this, Tex, no one asked you!

BlackAssasin800 Said:
Well I know who's sleeping on the couch tonight.

there you dumb blue you got more blue on the blog, you happy

BowChikaBowWow69 wrote:

HAHAHA! Church, you just got OWND!

Good to see you up and trying to learn new technology, Sir! Also, very good layout choice! Much better than the one the Blues used to have up. It's classy. I like it.

...I don't know if I'd jump off a bridge if you told me to, Sir, but I might jump off a small hillock.

Twinkies-N-Beer-06:

Oh, come on, Simmons. You know that if you thought for one second that he'd promote you if you lived, you'd dive right off.

And dear God, you've found a way to kiss cyber-ass. Exactly what we need.

Strawberry_Yoohoo33 wrote:

Thank you soilder!

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