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Showing posts with label Sarge. Show all posts

Soliders + vacation = life sucks

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Strawberry_Yoohoo33:

How did this happen! What happened to the two good men, the one good robot, and the idiot I have. Now I have three men who act like girls; one who is dumber then the rest, and a robot I still can't communicate with!
I thought Grif was bad before, now he's even more lazy and he's a drama queen! Well Simmons has kind of always been a little girly, but now he's all girl! Donut's still Donut(no big suprise). I seriously need to learn spanish...
Caboose and Donut are always here socializing, so I can't get Donut to do anything anymore. when I do try to get him to do something he just complains about how he's lonely and goes and calls Caboose. Then he comes over and they talk about there FEELINGS! I mean good GOD! Are they not men! They must be taking estrogen pills or something.

Then I'm stuck doing everything!

It causes me to beat me head into a wall, and since no one will do anything, I have to fix the wall too(Its kind of depressing). I think i might have some brain damage now.

I hope Grif and Simmons enjoy there 'vacations' cause when they get back their in for a world of extreme agonizing pain.

*eye twitch, rubs hands together evily* hehe

Suck It Blue!

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User: Strawberry_Yoohoo33


Well blues you like the blogs new look? I thought it could use a little splash of red, don't you think? I had a cooler one in mind but the buttons and images wouldn't come up some stupid pixel thing came up instead.


Today was quite boring as any other day in blood gulch, but i occupied my time by patrolling the base which was of course uneventful, as always. I gave Grif and Simmons a list of stuff to do; doubtful if Grif did any of it. He's got to be the laziest excuse for a solider i have ever had command over. He never does anything, he just makes Simmons do it all, he won't get anywhere in life but that's on him i guess. I think it's funny when Simmons just plain does whatever i tell him to. I'm pretty sure if I told him to jump off a bridge he probably would.


It's pretty funny to watch, this is why I love being in charge...

charge and Sarge, hey that rhymes... cool


Better go back and make sure Grif hasn't killed Simmons yet,

oh and to all you blues out there, SUCK IT BLUE!