Hello, organic life that stalks this blog.
Incase you do not know me, I am Delta, Agent Foxtrot Twelve's(Agent York's) artificial intelligence program. So, this is the internet you humans spend half your time on? Hmm... interesting. I will further explore it later. But before that, let me run a quick computer diagnostic on York's PC...
Results: ... Hmm... it seems that he has some spy-ware installed. I'll remove that.
First off, I would just like to tell York that I found his over abundance of sugar in the tea quite irritating. How hard would it be to just had less next time? Hmm? Tell me that.
Second, York, I don't want you eating fried Oreos. They're not healthy for organics such as you. I will not allow that while I am present.
Perhaps I should get onto what I did today.
Me and my organic host went to Caboose and gave him the turtle plushy today. He seemed excited and pleased. He named it Church I believe. Though, I do not see the point in naming such an inert objects.
Then my host and me went on a quick mission. Guess we had to break into a remote research facility. It was quite easy for him on his own, so I barely had to help. all I did was observed as he completed the mission on his own.
Last, he decided to place me inside of his computer; to which I ended up here.
One last thing. Grif, I have to say I am sorry for your father, but that this should teach you a lesson. If you're not careful about how many alcoholic beverages you ingest, you could end up in the same situation. And do not expect Simmons to bail you out.
Incase you do not know me, I am Delta, Agent Foxtrot Twelve's(Agent York's) artificial intelligence program. So, this is the internet you humans spend half your time on? Hmm... interesting. I will further explore it later. But before that, let me run a quick computer diagnostic on York's PC...
Results: ... Hmm... it seems that he has some spy-ware installed. I'll remove that.
First off, I would just like to tell York that I found his over abundance of sugar in the tea quite irritating. How hard would it be to just had less next time? Hmm? Tell me that.
Second, York, I don't want you eating fried Oreos. They're not healthy for organics such as you. I will not allow that while I am present.
Perhaps I should get onto what I did today.
Me and my organic host went to Caboose and gave him the turtle plushy today. He seemed excited and pleased. He named it Church I believe. Though, I do not see the point in naming such an inert objects.
Then my host and me went on a quick mission. Guess we had to break into a remote research facility. It was quite easy for him on his own, so I barely had to help. all I did was observed as he completed the mission on his own.
Last, he decided to place me inside of his computer; to which I ended up here.
One last thing. Grif, I have to say I am sorry for your father, but that this should teach you a lesson. If you're not careful about how many alcoholic beverages you ingest, you could end up in the same situation. And do not expect Simmons to bail you out.
LockPickstah44:
Hey! D! Glad to see you're in on this, too.
Damn spy-ware. Spy Sweeper sucks. Thanks for getting rid of that.
Also, if you're so opposed to the fried Oreos, I guess I'll just have to leave my helmet at home next time I go to the fair, because those things are amazing. How did you expect to stop me, anyway? Unless.... wait, can you do that creepy possesion thing like Omega? That would SUCK. I'm gonna have to be a lot nicer to you, just in case.
Twinkies-n-Beer-06:
Yeah, I kinda got that. Besides, Simmons thinks he's my mother now and he's cracking down hard on the booze. And a lot of other things. What is he, my keeper? Jesus.
Grif, what the hell? Seriously? I thought you were HAPPY I was helping you quit all that crap!
See if I do anything nice for you in the near future! God!
Twinkies-n-Beer-06:
Ah, God, I'm sorry. It's the nerves. As if quitting one thing wasn't hard enough, I'm dropping smoking, drinking, and a lot of my junk food intake all at once. My body hates me right now. I apologize for taking it out on you.
God, I feel like a douche.
Hey, it's okay. Just try not to be so grumpy. It's good for you in the long run. And I think you've already started to get back into shape. I noticed you were able to run like 500 yards today without losing your breath. That's great progress.
York, I'm not saying I can do what Omega can, but I would just appreciate it if you wouldn't make me take action.
LockPickstah44:
........I'll behave.