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Hello, organic life that stalks this blog.
Incase you do not know me, I am Delta, Agent Foxtrot Twelve's(Agent York's) artificial intelligence program. So, this is the internet you humans spend half your time on? Hmm... interesting. I will further explore it later. But before that, let me run a quick computer diagnostic on York's PC...
Results: ... Hmm... it seems that he has some spy-ware installed. I'll remove that.
First off, I would just like to tell York that I found his over abundance of sugar in the tea quite irritating. How hard would it be to just had less next time? Hmm? Tell me that.
Second, York, I don't want you eating fried Oreos. They're not healthy for organics such as you. I will not allow that while I am present.
Perhaps I should get onto what I did today.
Me and my organic host went to Caboose and gave him the turtle plushy today. He seemed excited and pleased. He named it Church I believe. Though, I do not see the point in naming such an inert objects.
Then my host and me went on a quick mission. Guess we had to break into a remote research facility. It was quite easy for him on his own, so I barely had to help. all I did was observed as he completed the mission on his own.
Last, he decided to place me inside of his computer; to which I ended up here.
One last thing. Grif, I have to say I am sorry for your father, but that this should teach you a lesson. If you're not careful about how many alcoholic beverages you ingest, you could end up in the same situation. And do not expect Simmons to bail you out.
Incase you do not know me, I am Delta, Agent Foxtrot Twelve's(Agent York's) artificial intelligence program. So, this is the internet you humans spend half your time on? Hmm... interesting. I will further explore it later. But before that, let me run a quick computer diagnostic on York's PC...
Results: ... Hmm... it seems that he has some spy-ware installed. I'll remove that.
First off, I would just like to tell York that I found his over abundance of sugar in the tea quite irritating. How hard would it be to just had less next time? Hmm? Tell me that.
Second, York, I don't want you eating fried Oreos. They're not healthy for organics such as you. I will not allow that while I am present.
Perhaps I should get onto what I did today.
Me and my organic host went to Caboose and gave him the turtle plushy today. He seemed excited and pleased. He named it Church I believe. Though, I do not see the point in naming such an inert objects.
Then my host and me went on a quick mission. Guess we had to break into a remote research facility. It was quite easy for him on his own, so I barely had to help. all I did was observed as he completed the mission on his own.
Last, he decided to place me inside of his computer; to which I ended up here.
One last thing. Grif, I have to say I am sorry for your father, but that this should teach you a lesson. If you're not careful about how many alcoholic beverages you ingest, you could end up in the same situation. And do not expect Simmons to bail you out.
