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User Twinkies-n-Beer-06 Wrote:

Hey, guys. It's been a while. I didn't really post because I got the feeling that no one was ever on and that no one would read it, and why should I bother to type something no one will read? Aw, who am I kidding? Most of you losers probably won't read it anyway.

So, the blog is blue now, huh? That's dumb, but whatever. I'm surprised there hasn't been a bigger fuss. Then again, when the blog was made red, it was meant to piss off the already outburst-prone Blues, and this time the only person who'd be generally mad is Sarge, but he doesn't really care anymore.

So, I beat Fable 2. Several times, actually. The first time through, I was playing like my life depended on it, but now I just kinda play casually. It's actually a pretty easy game, but it's fun to play over and over, so that makes up for it. I just play it to see how the different choices effect the game. It's weird how much difference it makes. Like, there's this part where your character's a kid, and this guard asks you to find some wanted posters around town. You get the choice to give the posters to the guard or to this really shady other guy who apparently your character's sister seems to know and hate. You still get paid one gold either way, so the only difference is that giving them to the shady guy saves you a bit of a walk. If you give the posters to the guard, the area that you're in turns out pretty nice when you come back as an adult, but if you give the posters to the shady guy, it becomes a breeding ground for crime with no guards or cops, and the shady guy is the ringleader of some sort of mob. There's a bunch of things like that. Oh, I also tried playing as a girl, just to test the water there, see if it makes any difference. It doesn't, really, except for one side quest where a ghost of someone who killed themself wants you to avenge them and seduce the former lover who broke their heart and then dump the poor sap (you can choose to either dump them or marry them. Just a tip--- revenge solves absolutely nothing). Anyway, when you play a dude, the ghost is also a dude and their lover is a girl, but when you play a girl, the ghost is a girl and the lover is a dude. Either way, the lover's name is Alex. The funny thing is, you find girl Alex out on the bridge, watching the river. You find guy Alex in the tavern, getting wasted. What's that supposed to mean?

Anyway, I haven't been doing anything else of any particular interest. At least, nothing I'd be willing to talk about on a public blog. I haven't been to the movie theater lately--- trying to avoid the New Moon crowd. The only opinion on Twilight I have is pure disinterest. I could really care less. I'm not gonna read it or watch the movies, but if anyone else here does, more power to ya. I just don't want to get mixed in with that crowd. The theater is a madhouse! I have no idea why anyone finds any particular movie that exciting. I mean, I LOVE the Batman comics, and I have since I was a kid, but I wasn't in with those lunatics who packed into the theater like a bunch of sardines to watch The Dark Knight at midnight. I mean, sheesh, I was excited, too, but I had the self control to wait until the week after it came out to go see it. Calm down, people. The only movies that had an excuse to be that popular were the Star Wars ones.

Dude, Simmons, when the mental ward clears out, we should go see Planet 51, that looks funny. Or maybe Law Abiding Citizen. Also, I want a rematch on that sexy meter thing.