It's my absolutely favoritest time of the year! There's all these yummy things to bake, and I get to wear red velvet trimmed with (fake!) fur (animal cruelty is wrong, guys, be nice), and sing awesome songs~
♪Saaanta Babyyyy, so hurry down my chimney to-niiiight!♫
That's my favorite one. Heehee.
Did I mention Madonna is awesome? Because she is.
Oh, oh! And I have the best idea for a Christmas present for all of you! I just gotta bother Sarge to order some extension cords and some more baby oil and I'll be all set. x3
♪Saaanta Babyyyy, so hurry down my chimney to-niiiight!♫
That's my favorite one. Heehee.
Did I mention Madonna is awesome? Because she is.
Oh, oh! And I have the best idea for a Christmas present for all of you! I just gotta bother Sarge to order some extension cords and some more baby oil and I'll be all set. x3
Oh GOD no.
I swear I will come and fuck things up for you if you do something gaudily holidayish--anything that involves baby oil and you needs to automatically be shot down.
Twinkies-n-Beer-06:
Okay, screw sobriety. If Christmas is gonna go the way I think it's gonna go, I'm gonna get totally wasted. I'm gonna need it to make it through this. Sorry, Simmons.
Why are you apologizing? I'm going to be right there with you, Grif.
Holy mother of God, I only hope Sarge doesn't go off on some scheme about making the Reds' Christmas festivities better than the Blues', like he did last year. Because there's no way I can deal with that shit again.
Twinkies-n-Beer-06:
Again. That's what the tequila is for.
And no, Donut, we won't be doing anything weird with the tequila. "Body shots" are not acceptable.
Oh, come on, you know you guys want to try it. ;D ;D ;D