Blood Gulch Blogger

It's my absolutely favoritest time of the year! There's all these yummy things to bake, and I get to wear red velvet trimmed with (fake!) fur (animal cruelty is wrong, guys, be nice), and sing awesome songs~

♪Saaanta Babyyyy, so hurry down my chimney to-niiiight!♫

That's my favorite one. Heehee.

Did I mention Madonna is awesome? Because she is.

Oh, oh! And I have the best idea for a Christmas present for all of you! I just gotta bother Sarge to order some extension cords and some more baby oil and I'll be all set. x3

Sorry for double posting, guys, but I went to see the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince last night! Alone, because Sarge was lame and wouldn't come. I guess maybe he didn't like the way I looked in my Hufflepuff getup.

Anyway, the movie was AMAZING. I cried so hard. Why did the one cool guy have to die?! I mean, I already knew he did since I read the book and all, but still. It's just not cool.

I'm gonna drag out my fanfiction again. This shit needs to be remembered.

So I made Grif give me his cell phone number for when he was going away, since it's important to keep in touch with friends and all, but he gave me the number to this random friend of his instead (which I'm still upset about, Grif. You're a horrible person.).

Said random friend is named Keweni, and I can already tell he's a great person. I mean, he's got the whole Hawaiian olive skin and black hair going on, and he's all shaggy like a wolf. AND he's a surfer. I know because he sent me pictures on the phone. I sent him some too. I finally got to use that new tank top I ordered! The one with all the cool little embroidered flowery stuff on it! He told me he liked it.

Did I mention that I absolutely love wolves?

I never actually had a father, so I wouldn't know, but I really hope he's okay! But that just shows you why you can't overdo the alcohol. Don't end up like your dad, Grif. Fight it!

You too, Sarge. I know you've got some "medicinal" whiskey hidden in your room.

So I guess we can start a band after you guys get back? What should we call it? I'm thinking "The Dead Sexy Reds. " What do you guys think?

Michael Jackson just died! I can't believe it! I loved Michael Jackson! The world feels so much darker now. And I didn't even get the hug I wanted from him, either!

If any of you make fun of him, don't think I won't shoot you or something.

D;

Why did nobody tell me about this until now?! I just saw Simmons on here and I asked what it was and he said nothing so I stole the mouse and looked at it anyway.

I haven't had a blog in like, forever! Man, this'll be so much fun! And hey, Caboose! We can talk to each other more now! I know Church gets all mad at you for visiting me in the caves, and Sarge gets mad at me, too, so now they'll have no excuse to!

Oh-hoh man, this is going to be a blast!